You Pick the penalty

Each year I fall into the trap of waiting till the last minute to do my taxes.

Determined to not go through this again next year, I asked the good folks on my mailing list to please finish the following sentance for me

Next year, if I do not get my taxes done early, I will have to..........

Here are the penalties that some of you picked for me.

You will have to add the song "The Right Stuff" by the New Kids on the Block to your normal set. Play it with compleat sincerety,. no sense of tongue in cheek irony. Keep it in your set untill the following April 15th. .......Paul C.

If I don't do my taxes early I will play three consecutive covers of ABBA hits at a concert without explanation. .......Frank R

If you don’t do your taxes earlier than usual, you must stay inside your house and make your OWN food and not talk to ANYONE UNTIL you finish your taxes!

Hm, that’s kind of like being grounded, isn’t it. Well, I wouldn’t know, never been grounded, but, I’m sure for a grown guy like you that would be pretty tragic. ......Katie and Annie

If I don't do my taxes early next year, I will perform at a Private Penalty Concert (location to be announced) wearing only a Tie, my shoes and my Boxers! ......Patricia S

IF I DON'T DO MY TAXES EARLY NEXT YEAR I WILL...post to every music related yahoogroup that I'm seeking submissions for a record label, then look at the resulting pile to remind myself I will ALWAYS take care of business & not be one of those losers ever ever ever! AND if a further penalty is required, I will LISTEN! AAAAGGGGGHHH!.......Jimi Y.

Oh shit, you're right! This reminded me I owe money to the state this year! (yuck!) Thanks, TJR :-) ..................Steven C.

Thanks for writing....TJR   :)