I Dreamed of Madonna

I could probably create a whole separate blog of just the crazy absurdist dreams that I have, but that's for another time. Sometimes my dreams are music related (I even once heard a melody in a dream, woke up, and very quickly recorded it).

Anyhow, last night I dreamed I was on tour with Madonna. I was backstage with her. She had this large rack of outfits and she was trying to get my opinion on what she should wear for tonight’s show. Being a guy, I didn't care what she wore. I told her that they all looked fine and that she should just pick one.

Madonna was not happy with my answer and continued to press me for an opinion. Being a guy, I just simply picked one out at random and said, "This is the best one".

"You really think that this is the best one"? She replied.

I got really fed up at this point and said to her, "Look, Madonna. What does it matter what I think? You don't need me to approve of what you wear.  Just pick something that you like and go with it".

Then I woke up.